i shagged mrs hudson because she asked for it
um ok.
I got attacked by a dinosaur because it eased the pain of waiting for series two and because Anderson’s a douche.
I watched John hug kitten!John because that’s how little Carl died and I melted into a puddle on the floor. I kinda wish that made more sense to me. =))
I kissed Jim Moriarty because heroes don’t exist and it hurt.
(Not my best, but the one I could remember. God I’m maybe having too much fun playing with this thing…)