“If we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damn sure we’ll probably kill each other.”
Bet you weren’t expecting this, haha.
I blame ladypaxieofkickass for everything.Honestly, only the last gif matters. SERIOUSLY. Only Lestrade would tell Fury to fuck off while eating a muffing. ONLY LESTRADE.
Fury: “What do you mean ‘not my division’?”
Lestrade: “Okay, okay. What kind of danger? Is it ‘we’re all going to die in the next fifteen minutes if you don’t get your ass moving’ danger? Or more ‘there are dangerous situations that need addressing, let’s have a meeting’ danger?”
Fury: grudgingly “More the meeting danger. I fucking hate meetings.”
Lestrade: “Me too, mate. Sit down. The muffins are fresh.”
Fury: sits down, takes a bite out of a muffin “This is a good fucking muffin.”
Lestrade: “Too right. Now what’s this about ‘the world is in danger’?”
Fury: “After I finish my muffin.”
I adore you, this is f’ing awesome.
Reblogging again for the comments. XD