areyoutryingtodeduceme:

oh my god you guys I am sorry for all of this but now there are ship blends I guess?

The Consultants: [Sherlock/Moriarty] Harsh, alarming, and frustratingly alluring with flavors that circle each other like predators. Genius. (lapsang souchong, ginger, spiced apple chai)

I Am Sherlocked: [Sherlock/Irene] Rich, deep, smokey and seductive, with complex flavors you’ll be up all night trying to deduce. Twice. (lapsang souchong, chocolate, valentines)

MoraMori: [Moran/Moriarty] Moriarty and Moran. Dangerous, insane, and delicious. With notes of rich chocolate and caramel underlying bold spice, and just a hint of earthy, shallow graves. (tiger eye, pu erh dante, masala chai)

The Government and the Inspector: [Mycroft/Lestrade] Cloyingly rich and sweet, but strong and bold enough to do the dirty work, these flavors accentuate and compliment each other for a surprisingly solid pairing. (chocolate chai, hazelnut, irish breakfast)

Golly: [Lestrade/Molly] Fumbling sweet, innocent, and a bit bashful, but with an underlying desperate passion. (pu erh dante, vanilla green, caramel)

The Badge and The Gun: [Lestrade/Watson] A strong, solid cup of tea you can rely on when everything else has got you down. (irish breakfast, spiced green, hazelnut)

The Office Romance: [Moriarty/Molly] Deceptively sweet and mild, but with the suspicious trace of gunpowder and a lingering taste of spice. May have others questioning your judgement. (gunpowder, wild strawberry, spiced green)

Looking at the art – I love that Seb’s just very ‘oh, this again?’ about the handcuffs (which I somehow didn’t notice the first three times I saw this).  Like, this is such a common occurrence his only reaction is to look slightly put-upon about it.