Dad: You’ve been RPing way too much lately.
Me: I… haha… I haven’t been RPing.
Dad: We know that you edit your internet history.
Me: That doesn’t mean that’s what I’ve been doing.
Dad: For all your careful editing, you left your google searches there.
Dad: How do doctors treat stab wounds.
Dad: How much electricity will stop your heart.
Dad: Can semen in a wound increase the speed of infection.
Me: …
Dad: Please tell me you’ve been RPing.