I like to think this is what would go down if Jim Moriarty ran into a Sherlockian fangirl

Fangirl: Oh my God, it’s you! You’re Jim Moriarty! Oh my word, you are so adorable.
Moriarty: I… What?
Fangirl: You’re just like a puppy, just look at your big, brown eyes!
Moriarty: I am the Napoleon of crime, I could have your throat slit and…
Fangirl: My baby, you are so precious when you try to be scary. Oh, I could hug you all day!
Moriarty: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, I AM THE MOST DANGEROUS MAN IN LONDON, I COULD HAVE YOU KILLED RIGHT HERE AND NOW AND NO ONE WOULD EVER FIND YOUR BODY!
Fangirl: Come here, my flawless Irish prince, sounds like someone needs a cup of tea and some snuggles!
Moriarty: SEBASTIAN, HELP ME!