shouldibenovel:

“We need condoms, John.  Lots more condoms.  Tell the lady how many condoms we go through, John.  John?  Tell her.”

(TMI: when I was first dating my husband, he was buying condoms at a drug store, and the girl behind the counter said, “You sure go through a lot of these.”  Um, thanks?)

reapersun:

 Sherlock hanging all over John at Tesco. Maybe deducing/insulting one of the cashiers
— muffinmoip

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