“We need condoms, John. Lots more condoms. Tell the lady how many condoms we go through, John. John? Tell her.”
(TMI: when I was first dating my husband, he was buying condoms at a drug store, and the girl behind the counter said, “You sure go through a lot of these.” Um, thanks?)
Sherlock hanging all over John at Tesco. Maybe deducing/insulting one of the cashiers
— muffinmoip