a-sweaty-toothed-madman:

Today I was at work as usual, and there was this tall blonde guy who came to the cashier with a lighter and gasoline and a couple other things and asked me in English if I could invoice it, so I asked on which name, and he said ‘Moran Enterprises’. So of course I had to giggle, and while presenting him the bill I asked him, jokingly; “On a job for Moriarty, Mr. Moran?” but he didn’t laugh and just raised an eyebrow and replied; “Shouldn’t say that out loud, miss. One might think you know too much. Have a nice day.” and he walked out.
I really wasn’t sure wether to laugh or to be genuinely scared omg