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“Ooh, Sebby. Don’t you look nice? I told you they’d be perfect.”

“As long as you’re happy, Boss.”

“You want to know where I got the idea?”

“Not really.”

“Oh, come on. Play along for your Daddy. Don’t make me hurt you again.”

“Where’d you get the idea, Boss?”

“A new pet. A playmate for you, Seb. He was abandoned, poor thing. His master up and jumped off a roof! Can you imagine?”

“Yeah, I think I can.”

“Get in the bedroom. He’s waiting for you. I want to see how you play together, Pet.”

“Yes, Boss.”

“Oh, and be sure you don’t untie him all the way. He tried to bite, they told me. I hear he likes to play rough.”

“Well, he came to the right place, then, didn’t he, Boss?”

“Mmm. Let’s go show him how we play, Sebastian.”