UNAUTHORIZED OFF-WORLD ACTIVATION!
“OH JESUS. OH GOD. ACTIVATE SELF DESTRUCT PROTOCOLS. WHAT IS HAPPENING. AHH THE ROOM IS SPINNING. TELL HAMMOND I LOVE HIM.”
And by season ten everyone is just like,
“I WILL ANSWER THE STARGATE WHEN I FEEL LIKE ANSWERING THE STARGATE. LEMME FINISH MY JELLO.”