Yo listen up, here’s a story about a little guy that probably wishes he’d never met me

Guy: I like your shirt.
Me: Thanks.
Guy: Do you even know what it is?
Me: It’s a shirt. It’s clothing for your torso.
Guy: No, but I mean do you even know what’s on it?
Me: Of course not! That’s why I bought it. See, I was in the store and I just totally understood all the shirts they had EXCEPT this one. So of course I had to buy it, I mean, it’s like the un-ending mystery of my life. I just wear it in the hopes that someone can finally tell me what it is and my search will be over. DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS, SIR? DO YOU? IT’S BEEN SO LONG – IS THIS THE END OF MY QUEST?
Guy: I… it’s Captain America….
Me: It’s actually the Super Solider emblem, but thanks for playing. PS, this is going on my blog.