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halesparkles:

deeply concerned for anyone who actually goes to Beacon Hills hospital for actual treatment, though. like, you’ve got nurses walking round barefoot, girls being carted off to the morgue, kids rising from the dead, people being smothered by pillows, girls vanishing from their showers, fights breaking out in the corridors/elevators and no one batting an eyelid, nurses going nuts… 

like seriously, what is in Beacon Hills’ water supply.

It’s a little known fact that the majority of the staff at the Beacon Hills hospital were hired after the one in Sunnydale uh… unexpectedly closed down.

So all these doctors and nurses and techs, and to be honest even the cleaning staff, are walking around doing their jobs and muttering things like “oooh an alpha pack! scary! pff, amateurs.”

They have a betting pool on which creature will cause the biggest influx of patients on any given week, and they draw straws when someone has to clean up a room after a wall gets knocked down or something destroys the plumbing.

And every now and then, a few of them will crowd into the security office and watch the tapes of teenagers wolfing out in hallways and eat snacks while alphas beat each other up in elevators.

“Did you see the blind guy? He’s with them right?”

“Yeah, but the McCall kid has no idea.”

“Oh man this is gonna be great. Pass me a red vine.”

The ones that didn’t get hired at the hospital were recruited into working on some kind of reality show about a cabin in a forest or something. They don’t hear from those guys very often.