Anonymous asked: Dear Doctor Watson, You’ve written about many sensational cases solved by the Consulting Detective Sherlock Holmes. Sometimes, in fact, the details seem difficult to believe. Is Mr. Holmes as brilliant as you say?
Dear Anon: Yeah, as much as it pains me to say it sometimes, Sherlock really IS that brilliant. Amazing, infuriating, extraordinary and brilliant. I’ve never known anyone like him. -JW
Anonymous asked: Have you ever been dumbfounded by his intelligence and skill?
Well, yes. If I’m honest, I’ve been gobsmacked more than once by the workings of that incredible brain. -JW
Anonymous asked: Would you say that you’ve been mesmerised by him on a regular basis?
Anon, what are you getting at? -JW
Anonymous asked: Do you often find yourself staring at his mouth, his neck, even his backside, whilst imagining scenarios of a sexual nature?
Look, not that it’s any of your business, Anon, but I’m not actually gay. -JW
Anonymous asked: So you keep saying, John. Methinks the doctor doth protest too much.
Sherlock, I am going to strangle you in your sleep!
Anonymous asked: Erotic asphyxiation already, John? Perhaps we should progress a bit more slowly in our relationship. Meet me for dinner and drinks, first.
I hate you. I hate you so much. Why won’t it let me delete these damn things???
Anonymous asked: I’ll unlock the delete feature after our third date.
FINE!!!
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