sarcastic sherlock is my sexuality
Here, this is why this scene worked for me. Look at John. He is not actually angry. He is almost laughing. I can almost HEAR his internal monologue: “oh thank God we’re not going to die that is awesome and also I don’t have to sit here and think about all the emotion I just horked all over Sherlock or even look him in the eye and acknowledge it because he fucking tricked me and now I can call him a cock, which he is, and he can be sarcastic at me and whew that was a close one but we can go back to our normal relationship but I got to say that thing and he got to say that thing and it was real but we get to pretend it didn’t happen because we’re emotionally constipated so we can laugh it off but we know that we love each other in that way that makes us punch each other and thank God for that and he is still a cock, but he is MY cock and oh my that sounded iffy, didn’t it?”

