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IKEA ASSEMBLY INSTRUCTIONS – ENGLISH

Top: “These are the tools you probably have at home. Forget about them; they are not going to help you today. Welcome to the IKEA zone. May God have mercy on your soul.”

Middle: “The bookshelf is special, like a Princess. Treat it like a Princess. Tell it you are Aladdin and it is Jasmine. Tell it you can show it the world. Frown at it, and it will self-destruct. Choose wisely.”

Bottom: “Perhaps you don’t understand the directions. Perhaps you are having an existential crisis. Perhaps your lover got so frustrated with trying to assemble this that he or she left you for good and you have nothing to show for it but an angry letter. Call IKEA. We’ll be happy to help you or cry with you. Or both.”