random-nexus:

thestraggletag:

egobus:

I want a movie about greek gods where hades isn’t the antagonist

By all accounts the antagonist in every Greek Gods movie should be Zeus’s dick. Nothing else causes as much murder and mayhem.

Hera should’ve taken care of that after the first imbroglio with Zeus and his cock of chaos.  Think of all the unnecessary angst, doom, and death that could’ve been avoided.