#we’re all on the same page re: his Batman but I submit to you that his Bruce Wayne would be out of this world #all chuckles and goofball smiles and unintentional sext selfies and tuxedos and acting sloppy drunk yet maintaining full adorableness #he’d be pulling faces and wearing Kanye shutter shades at the polo and he’d have a casual shoe collection that needed its own room #and everybody would be like ‘daawww that Bruce Wayne what an airhead but so cute right? did you hear he bought lunch for like 8 paparazzos who were waiting for him outside his fave restaurant?’ #and he’d just be this big goofy pouty celeb built like a brick shithouse #meanwhile #he’s working out on the parallel bars in the batcave – face like thunder and the righteous fury of all time
#reblogging my own tags because i can and bc i still love idris as batman #and i especially love the idea of his fakey bruce wayne-y acting #he has a watch collection #he has a wing of japanese art at the Met named after him and he stumbles around at the gala opening smiling benignly #and asking people to explain things and then mispronouncing them and acting all embarrassed #and being photographed rollerskating (badly) next to a model in the jogging lane of gotham central park #and his cars are brightly coloured and difficult to insure #and how he’s at a bar and the news flicks over to a story of a breakout at Arkham and he gets all still #and whoever’s at his elbow is like ‘hey bruce – what’s with you?’ #and idris!bruce just says ‘i have that same shirt as the news anchor – does mine look that bad?? you’d tell me right?’ (harrietvane)





