God damn it Hershey, you’re the reason we can’t have nice things. And your products suck. You can’t even be bothered to put chocolate in your chocolate syrup, you misleading bastards.
Incidentally, if you’d like to call them and complain (politely, because it’s not the fault of the call center staff) their US number is: 1 (800) 468-1714
Lady Karasu 