Dear Mr. Wheaton, I was in the car with my 16 year old daughter and out of nowhere she said, “All hail the glow cloud. Sacrifice the children to the glow cloud.” I asked her, “What?” And she said Wil Wheaton supports it. Uh. Can you explain? Thanks.

wilwheaton:

hijinksensue:

wilwheaton:

hijinksensue:

wilwheaton:

Ask her if she wants to go to the dog park.

PEOPLE ARE NOT ALLOWED IN THE DOG PARK. 

That’s exactly what the man in the tan jacket wants you to believe.

Yeah, tell THAT to the faceless old woman who secretly lives in your home. 

You know who doesn’t try to make you go into the Dog Park?

Hiram McDaniels, that’s who.

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