John’s cock may be bigger than we think

loudest-subtext-in-television:

thepineapplering:

I was thinking about John’s dong while ironing (as one usually does), specifically the tyre lever scene, when Mary says ‘It is a tiny bit sexy’ when John stuffs a large piece of metal down his pants

He fights Billy, finds Shezza and then they all go into the car to St Barts

Have the St. Barts scene where John’s junk is discussed

Then John and Sherlock take a cab to Baker St, where we have the scene with Mycroft, Anderson and finally Janine

And John sits while feeling utterly jealous

Janine leaves, and Sherlock talks about Magnussen while John is trying to digest the Janine thing

And then Magnussen enters Baker St, his minions having to frisk John

TO FIND

THE TYRE LEVER?!?!?

I’m expected to believe John had that lever down his trousers when he sat in 2 cars, climbed stairs and sat to watch Sherlock cuddling with Janine?!? And forgot he had it THERE?

What I’m saying is that John is so HUGE, he does not find strange at all to carry that large piece of metal between his legs for an hour? maybe 2?. It was bussiness as usual for dear old John.

Oh Sherlock. I don’t know if I should envy you, be happy or fear for you. Really.

truly the meta this community deserves, bless