not-a-space-alien:

“Hey, did you finish the cover art for the book like we asked?”
“Yeah, how’s this?”

“Good, but could you make it a little…I dunno…gayer?”

“Gayer? Sure.”

“No, listen, the making eyes at each other is good, but I want gayer.  Full homo.”

“Full homo?  Got it.”

“Good, this is good, but you know what it’s missing?  A small child skipping through a downpour of fish.”

“wat”