fuckityfardisgetinthetardis:

airyairyquitecontrary:

dajo42:

how to get the perfect beach body: go to a beach. cover yourself in sand. allow your body to merge with the beach. become one with the sand. become the sand guardian. guardian of the sand. poseidon will quiver before you

“Is Poseidon quivering yet, Jeeves?”

“Indubitably, sir.”

we need the jeeves and wooster fandom to hijack more posts tbqh