bigmamag:

roachpatrol:

vulcandroid:

i will never be over the fact that during first contact a human offered their hand to a vulcan and the vulcan was just like “wow humans are fucking wild” and took it

Humanity’s first contact with Vulcans was some guy going “I’m down to fuck.”

Vulcans’ first contact with Humans was an emphatic “Sure.”

No you don’t understand how fully hilarious this is because that human was 

Zefram Cochrane, aka the dude in that episode Metamorphosis with the “parochial” attitude that freaked out when he found out a lady gas cloud wanted to do him. I kind of love how this guy’s entire backstory is not knowing when he’s hitting on aliens and they’re hitting on him in return, he’s like the opposite of Kirk.