
Who the Hell Is This Person Talking to Me and How Exactly Are They Related to Me: The Chart, just in time for your Thanksgiving gathering.
(Source: Apparently commenter “Platypus Man” from this Lifehacker post)
Oooh! I really like that this chart gives (average) percentage of genetic similarity.
And confession: Despite my genealogy hobby, I can never remember what my cousins’ children are called in relation to me. (First cousin once removed, apparently.)
Protip: the 1st, 2nd, 3rd etc when referring to cousins refers to how many generations back you have to go to find a common grandparent. First cousins share a grandparent, second cousins share a great-grandparent, etc.
If you do NOT share a grandparent with the relative (for example, your grandparent is their great-grandparent) then there’s a remove involved.