labelleizzy:

kyraneko:

ma-at-thought:

cuttydarke:

fernacular:

Y’know, I really enjoy the concept of Clark Kent.

Like, minus the whole superman aspect.

because, like, okay I can buy that maybe he can disguise himself well enough to hide the fact that he’s superman, but i doubt any amount of slouching and glasses wearing can truly disguise that he’s a very tall EXTREMELY muscular man with a jawline that can cut glass.

So basically this newspaper office has this guy who looks like a weightlifter/supermodel just hanging around but he wears glasses and acts like a huge nerd and everyone just goes with it???

Like “Oh yeah, that’s Clark. No no he works here. Oh no don’t bother being intimidated by him, talk to him for five minutes and he’ll devolve into a lecture on proper tractor maintenance. We like Clark.”

 I wonder if the ladies in the office ever drag him with them to bars so they don’t have to worry about creeps trying to harass them like “back off creeps our friend here is 6′4″ and grew up chucking hay bales” 
And then it’s funny because (as far as they know) Clark is like, the meekest lil nerd around. (He don’t look it though!!!!)

It’s just incredible to me that Clark Kent can pull off being a quiet harmless dork while still looking like, well, superman. 

Do you think he occasionally turns up to the office Halloween party wearing a really shitty Batman costume?

Well, I do now.

He is a very good character in the tradition of people being unique in ways that don’t always make sense. A big supermodel-looking dude in a newsroom talking about tractors makes as much sense as a forty-seven-year-old female bassoonist who collects Clint Eastwood memorabilia being the editor-in-chief or a teenage Quaker with a penchant for Regency novels and mountain biking being the intern.

That said, have you considered him showing up at the office Halloween party wearing a really good Batman costume, that he may or may not have borrowed from Batman?

Clark Kent the epic cosplayer. Seriously.

“oh my goodness, Clark, do you SEW on top of everything else? What an amazing costume!”

Clark aw-shucks his way through explaining that when he can certainly do bachelor sewing – his mother would never have let him leave home without basic survival skills – the costume was sewn by a friend…

It was sewn by Alfred. Alfred sews all of Batman’s costumes.