ohmyglobwhatthefrickamievendoing:

Me in the shower: *writes a novel, its prequel and 5 sequels in 6 different languages. The words flow perfectly. Its plot is intricate. The characters are complex and 3D. It’s heartwarming and tear jerking. It’s perfect. The flowers are blooming. The bees are saved. There is world peace.*

Me the second i leave the shower: h o w 2 eNgLiSH