Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first.
Steve Irwin (1962 – 2006)
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quadralaticpolygamistisnowvegeta:
If you roll a natural 20 on an Intelligence check…
…is it Critical Thinking?
Yes.
Sherlock is such a hassle to paint sometimes…
thought you might like this 😀
“i wanna read this very specific fanfiction but i really, really don’t want to write it” – a story about me
When the back of a book has a bunch of reviews instead of a summary
Except for Ellen’s book right
I fucking love her.
Hogwarts started doing a student exchange program between the houses. Once a year, four unfortunate students would be selected and then placed in one of the other three houses for two weeks to “experience new things and better understand your fellow students.” Seriously, imagine how much fun we can have with this headcanon.
“Why is it always so dark in your guys’ dorms all the time? And p-please get that snake away from me.”
“Do Gryffindors have to be so loud ALL THE TIME? I’m trying to study!”
“I mean I sneeze and I get bombarded with two dozen ‘bless you’s! And if one more person tries to give me another passionate hug or asks me if there’s anything I want to talk about, I’m going to hex someone!”
“I DON’T KNOW WHERE VANISHED OBJECTS GO, I JUST WANT INTO MY BLOODY ROOM!”
HAHAHA
best part, you could tell which houses the person came from and which house they were talking to.
Lady Karasu 