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Helpful writing tips for my friends.

smallirishpotato

The Hobbit: The Tolkien Edit

staythatswhatimeanttosay:

Peter Jackson’s Hobbit trilogy recut into a single 4-hour film

“What especially saddened me was how Bilbo (the supposed protagonist of the story) was rendered absent for large portions of the final two films…My main goals in undertaking this edit were to re-centre the story on Bilbo, and to have the narrative move at a much brisker pace (though not so fast that the audience lost grasp of what was going on). Creating smooth transitions between scenes was of particular importance in this regard. I even reordered a few moments in the film to make it flow better.”

This person is doing God’s work.

fuzzy-guitar:

thoughtsofarandommind:

theneutronflow:

mayahan:

Space-Saving Design Ideas

Space saving furniture

I want it all.

HEY SO WE GOT A SUPER STORM COMING UP SO ANYONE NEW TO THE NORTHEAST OR WHO MAYBE JUST MOVED OUT AND IS LIVING ALONE, LISTEN UP!

wintersamnesiac:

clarkegriiffn:

bisexualexa:

Tips for anyone new (or not!) to the Northeast, from someone who grew up in the Northeast.

Black ice is not a myth. It is real. You can’t see it. If you drive too fast over it, you will die.

Frostbite and hypothermia are not myths….

HEY SO WE GOT A SUPER STORM COMING UP SO ANYONE NEW TO THE NORTHEAST OR WHO MAYBE JUST MOVED OUT AND IS LIVING ALONE, LISTEN UP!

kieraplease:

As soon as you think “maybe I can get up early and just finish it tomorrow” you’ve already lost

fullcravings:

Classic Cream Puffs

People always make Juliet out to be dumb in Romeo and Juliet, but I think she at least had some sense where Romeo didn’t have much of any

Romeo: I was thinking about this chick earlier who I said I was in love with but now I love that girl over there that is very likely to either belong to my family’s enemy or be close with my family’s enemy as it is their party I am crashing
Juliet: I do not like being so young and forced into a relationship with an older man, but oh there’s a cute guy more my age over there. And since he’s here he must have been invited and is there for a reasonable love match for myself
—
Romeo: We should kiss right now at this party
Juliet: No that is a super dumb idea
Romeo: *kisses her anyway*
Juliet: That was dumb of you
—
Romeo: We should get married right now
Juliet: We don’t know each other. Shouldn’t we wait until at least a little time has passed?
Romeo: Like tomorrow?
Juliet: Sure, fine.
—
Juliet: We’re married now, so we have to try and make things better between our families.
Romeo: Right.
Romeo: It seems I have killed your cousin and am now exiled.
—
Juliet: Ok so since Romeo fucked up I’m gonna fix this shit by taking a harmless sleeping liquid. He’ll come and get me and we can go away together.
Romeo: *immediately kills himself*
Juliet: For fucks sake.