soumeki:

twinkleofafadingstar:

“FANART IS NOT REAL ART!!!”

Do we need to talk about the relationship between the Renaissance and the Bible

I never laughed so hard.

kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd:

you know what’s always bugged me? when a character is faced with some magical two headed being or some shit and one always lies while the other tells the truth and to figure out which is which the character’s like “which one of you is the liar” or something like bruh literally all you gotta do is be like “what’s two plus two” one of them’s gonna say four and the other one is gonna say 83 or some shit. there you go. answered. go on with your magical quest to defeat david bowie. 

literarystarbucks:

Jeeves goes up to the counter and tries to place an order, but gets very uncomfortable with this arrangement and decides to make the drink himself. He presents it to the barista with a flair and tells him to take the night off. He’ll take it from here.

witchaj:

meladoodle:

A demon that writes messages on your mirror with blood but they’re useful messages. Like “remember you have yoga at 6 tonight”

You will enjoy this story: http://www.drabblecast.org/2014/08/17/drabblecast-335-whatever/

(A guy leaves notes for the creature that lives in the walls. The creature leaves weird runes burned on the table and replaces the coffee creamer he used up. They watch the Oscars together. It’s a good time.)

tickatocka:

how about a “our asshole mutual friends set us up on a blind date and didn’t tell us it was a blind date, so instead of getting to know each other we spent the entire ‘date’ scheming against them and decided an awesome way to get back at them would be to pretend to date and then have a horrendous breakup but now that we’re two months into this charade we’re not sure what’s real and what’s fake anymore” au