Hubby: So [coworker] is letting me borrow a sun lamp over the weekend for you…

Me: *snicker* What, so finally I get some vitamin D?

Him: Well, that and your seasonal depression

Me: Honey, I don’t have seasonal depression, I have all the time depression

Him: That’s just because you never go outside – your season is extended. See, most people get it because ‘ugh, it’s winter, I’ll stay inside…’, whereas you’re like ‘ugh, there’s nature out there, I’ll stay inside’

Me: *laughs* That sounds about right. Ok, ok, point taken.