It upsets me on a fundamental level that Arthur Shappey and Hannibal Lecter can be seen wearing nearly the same outfit.
SURPRISING RICE
Oh God the sounds I am making right now.
Good evening sir, welcome to being murdered to you today.
May I inform yourself that we do run a fully comprehensive non-screaming service, and as such as a result of this, all squeals, whimpers and squawks must be extinguished upon commencing bloodshed, and retained in a state of extinguishment until termination of life. Thank yourself for your co-operation.

