silverbit:

Title: Not a Person
Pairing: MorMor (Jim Moriarty and Sebastian Moran)
Word Count: 1,837
What the eff am I about to read: A little ficlet about de-stressing (Fluff, I showed Seb a little vulnerable yesterday I show Jim a little vulnerable today – KEEPIN’ IT EVEN)

For Of Tigers and Madmen – 30 MorMor Ficlets in 30 days for Nanowrimo so I apologize for the editing. Also I didn’t start writing till like 10 because I couldn’t think of what to write so that might be a good excuse too.

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Things had been – in a word – stressful this past week within the empire. No one weeps for the hard times of criminals but really it’s just frustrating when things don’t go to plan for anyone. Whether it’s a charity banquet falling apart around the caterer’s no show, or the fact that the guest speaker who was supposed to get a bullet in her temple, didn’t, because the charity banquet fell apart – there was always back lash. There were angry clients and contacts that needed to be reminded of their manners and he had to hire a new sniper after Dmitri didn’t think to find another shot for the woman at the charity banquet. Oh and shall it be mentioned there was now an investigation in Dmitri’s disappearance because apparently he’d started up with some panicky little bint who’d called the authorities when he’d been gone for over 24 hours. Not that they were going to turn up anything. But it was very annoying to have to pay an actor of Dmitri’s height and general appearance to go make purchase with his credit card in stores with grainy security cameras.

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