askthepatrician:

ask-margolotta:

askthepatrician:

meltingpenguins:

little-smartass:

thesociopathshavethephonebox:

meltingpenguins:

meltingpenguins:

little-smartass:

DISCLOCK FAMILY TREES

(Any doubts I had of Molly’s patrimony have now been erased.)

Possible the only way you can get me to ship susan and teatime

#oh my god hold me this is literally perfect #MAYBE THE RP CAN BE A DISC!CABIN!WHO!LOCK!GUIDETOTHEGALAXY BLOG

You mean as in after the Reichenbach Case the Patrician asked the Doctor to hide/help his son (hide) for a while so the Doctor arranged for Sherlock to get a position as captain at an airlinedot?

Meanwhile John moves to California and goes insane…

Or he doesn’t get depressing storylines and ends up lost in the TARDIS because they thought he was Arthur Dent…

Perfect though. You want in?

And everyone keeps shouting at John to get his towel and he doesn’t understand he just wants to go home and have a cup of tea.

Also we now know how Sherlock survived Reichenbach – he asked Molly for a favour. What was that favour?

To have a word with her great grandfather, of course.

Theeeeseeeee fandoooooms

Oh dear, darling, they’re on to us.

Yes, very intriguing.

Let’s be honest it vas only a matter of time Sherlock isn’t exactly discreet.

How amusink. Vhere do zhese people get zheir zheories from?

Be a dear and tell him to keep it a little more quiet from now on, he responds so much better to you.

I do believe it is a quality of this Internet thing.

Oh good lord, yes; I approve of this thing.