jim-is-fabby:

savagesundown:

dragoninatrenchcoat:

queasyillustrator:

jim how did you even

jim just lost all faith in humanity

Seb stared at Saint Peter in disbelief, and then anger. “What? No, I can’t go in there!”

The taller man— angel?— gave a sort of shrug. “You’re good at heart.”

“Bullshit,” Sebastian growled, crossing his arms. “I mean, I’ve spent half my life making /sure/ I didn’t….”

The angel cocked his head. “And why’s that?”

Sebastian grew quiet. A moment of silence passed between the two of them, outside the golden gates. “Because of him.”

Peter opened his mouth to answer, when a shoe- a very fucking expensive shoe- flew over Sebastian’s head. It’s thrower stood on the other side of the gates wearing Westwood and aviators, and something between a scowl and a maniac grin. “Oi, over here, you dolt!”

Sebastian forced himself to drag his eyes away from Jim for just a moment to throw an accusatory glance at the saint. “How the fucking hell did /he/…”

Peter chuckled. “Apparently, he’s got some dirt on The Big Guy.”

PERI I LOVE YOU

Oh god, the ficlet! 😀 (Well, if anyone, Jim. *snickers*)

random-nexus:

roane72:

sherlockxjohnrecs:

http://jlazuline.deviantart.com

What is—that shouldn’t—but—

*stares*

“So, tell me, Stranger, what brings you to be adrift on the open sea?  You must have recently come from Bermuda, but what is the meaning of this peculiar uniform?  I deduce that you are a soldier of some sort, but I wager there’s more to you than that.”  Captain Holmes smiled down at his rather stunned-looking captive.  “Mmm… I do so love a good mystery.”

I don’t even care; I will accept time travel as a reasonable option – regardless, I approve; someone fic it?  *looks pointedly at Random* (What, you’ve already started… *innocent smile*)  Edit: (And then this happened)

John jerks his head away when the – captain? He presented himself as one, set adrift in time.  Perhaps a madman who’d watched too many films – grips his chin, lifting his head up to look him over.  “That makes one of us”, he all but growls, pulling against bonds he knew were secure; he couldn’t help it, he was never one to accept capture, regardless of the circumstances.

He hadn’t quite gotten a handle on those, yet, in any case.  John eyed the other man over suspiciously; this couldn’t be some sort of elaborate scheme, it couldn’t, what would there even be to gain from it?  He was pretty sure he wasn’t dead, but that was only pretty sure, at this point.  “If you figure it out, tell me, yeah?” It’s just shy of challenging – he may be at a disadvantage, a pretty severe one at that – but he had no intentions of submitting.  This could be a fever dream for all he knew, but he had to treat it like reality until he learned otherwise.

John took a look over the ship again, just a brief glance, then met the other man’s eyes, firmly.  This was ridiculous, made no sense at all; it was strange enough when he woke in that strange room, all alone, but it only got stranger since his escape, such as it was.   He should be with his troop – had been with his troop – but the last thing he remembered before waking was pain and blood, screaming and confusion and a queer, screeching noise in his ears.  He’d been shot, he was sure, was fading fast even as he’d heard an unfamiliar voice muttering ‘too soon’, and ‘this isn’t right’, and an abrupt jerking dragging him away from where he’d lain.  He had started to consider this was some sort of dying dream when he tumbled out the door to find himself on the ocean without a wound or a clue how he’d gotten there.  He’d thought the ship passing, hours of staying afloat later would be his salvation – even if it was a strange, classical design; wooden, of all things – but he had been handled roughly, searched for… something, and bound, to be shoved aside on deck.  No one paid him any mind, then, until… this.  Whatever this was.

(Ball’s in your court, now, my dear~ *smirk*)

atlinmerrick:

Sherlock Tumblr Fic

It’s rarely quiet on Baker Street.

Lord’s Cricket Ground is not far up the road from 221B, so taxis are forever heading toward or coming from. There’s a tube station nearby, and one of the prettiest parks in London across the street. There’s Madame Tussaud’s and the music college and pubs and so it’s hardly ever quiet on Baker, from morning until midnight crowds cluster along its wide boulevard, raucous and busy, frenetic and loud.

But sometimes it’s silent, and John and Sherlock are among the few who know just when.

Because crime doesn’t keep a clock, the boys are as likely to return from the Yard at three a.m. as at noon. And it’s on those dawn-pale mornings, when wrens are greeting the soft light, that they’ll sometimes fall into bed, pull the duvet high, and stay awake to bathe themselves in the rare silence…and then in sweet, small noises.

Sherlock will lose himself for long minutes in the staticky hiss of his fingertips running over the fine blond hair on John’s arms. John’ll drag nails soft along Sherlock’s bare belly, certain he can hear the infinitesimal sound of goosebumps rising. Or they may just lay side-by-side, nearly nose-to-nose, and simply breathe together.

Some half-past-four mornings they’ll whisper about the case just done; listen to the splash of rain; or peer out the bedroom window, deducing the dawn creatures they find there.

Then there are the hushed hours before sunrise when the only sounds they listen for are their own sighs, soft moans, and the rustle of the duvet as they wrap tight around each other, their own little island, their own quiet noise.

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Every time I see this lovely drawing by *Lyd-T it makes me want to stop…go slow…and just breathe.

valeria2067:

“You want my Father, Colonel Moran, so you took me to make him follow us.”

“Yes, young Hamish. Simple, isn’t it?”

“Then why did you bring my Dad, as well? He knows you; he told me. Why bring along someone who knows your weaknesses? Even locked in the basement, he’s a threat to you.”

“You’re a very clever boy, so you tell me.”

“I think you want to make my Father choose between us.”

“Exactly.”

“He’ll choose me. Dad would kill him if he didn’t. I don’t see the point.”

“The point, little man, is that I’m going to kill you, all of you, anyway. I just want your Father to see it and know it’s his fault.”

“I don’t think you believe that, Colonel.”

“No? Then what do I believe.”

“I don’t think you believe anything. I think you only wish.”

“Wish?”

“You wish to be dead like your boss. But you just can’t disappoint him by ending your own life. So your plan is to make my parents do it for you.”

“I don’t… Listen, you’re just a spoilt little kid. You have no idea what…”

“Oh, don’t worry, Colonel. It’s okay. It won’t be long at all before my Dad and my Father make that wish come true.”

valeria2067:

“Hamish, you need to come with me, very quickly and very quietly.”

“Where’s Dad?”

“He created a diversion so I could find you. Now, we’re going to climb out of the window and jump onto the garden wall. Do you think you can manage that?”

“Yes, but — Father, what about Grandmother? She’s down there with them.”

“You needn’t worry. Your grandmother is a very …. resourceful woman.”

***

“Ah, Mrs. Holmes. So nice to finally meet you. I hope you don’t mind I let myself in. My name is Sebastian.”

“I know who you are, Colonel.”

“Well. I’ve just come to have a bit of a chat with your grandson.”

“Over your dead body, young man.”

“You know, that’s almost exactly what your son-in-law said a few moments ago. In fact, would you like to speak to him? Perhaps hear his last words?”

“Now, now, Colonel Moran. I defy anyone to get the last word with a Holmes is in the room.”

ishipjohnlock247:

annacarrota:

atlinmerrick:

Sherlock Holmes isn’t an emotional man.

The detective in him needs to understand why, how much, and when. Feelings, slippery things, are notoriously difficult to quantify.

Sherlock Holmes isn’t a lyrical man.

The scientist in him requires precise words, clipped and clear, definitive phrases that leave no room for interpretation or shades of grey.

Sherlock Holmes isn’t a lover.

The human being in him has learned many things over many years: Being smart gets you hurt. Speaking your mind loses you friends. Seeing what others don’t makes you a freak. Of what benefit is love?

John Hamish Watson puts lie to everything Sherlock Holmes thinks he’s not.

Not once, not twice, not three or four or five times but more times than Sherlock can count John’s stepped between him and a gun, a fist, a shout. He’s offered to die so Sherlock can live.

With world-weary eyes and crossed arms he somehow manages to say, “You went about this all wrong but yes, now I see what you see and I agree, you’re right, they’re wrong and you’re right.”

Every day they’re together, John listens to him, looks to him, understands and respects him. He guides, teaches, and most of all takes—no, wants—the things Sherlock knows how to give.

“Even before all of this, before the long nights and bright days, before the chaos and the cases and the clues…before all of the things we’ve done and been and seen together, I knew. How could I not? It’s all there on your face. The patience, the wisdom. The certainty and strength. Even before you loved me John, believe this: I loved you.”

Sherlock Holmes is an emotional man.

A lyrical man.

And John’s lover.

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AnnaCarrota’s beautiful drawing was the inspiration for this wee fic. His eyes, lord oh lord, I love his eyes.

Beautiful, emotional story by  atlinmerrick

I dedicated this drawing, John’s close-up to her. She is so fabulous (yes, you’re right. You can hush me)

Thank you!

just perfect!!

**gifs used with kind permission from driverdarlingdriver ^_^

Blood Bath
(a ridiculous mormor ficlet)

Sebastian had an occasional tendency of falling asleep in the bath.  It wasn’t a consistent trend, only happening after some of the longer, more arduous jobs, but regardless of his condition, he would not deviate from his acquired habit.  Even exhaustion was not enough to induce him to pass over his long soak for a much safer shower in those instances.  The first time he was caught – startled awake chin deep and slowly sinking in luke-warm water – Jim chastised him (‘Really, Seb, if you’re going to get yourself killed, at least do it on the job; drowning in the flat is such a waste.’) but the behavior didn’t change.  Sebastian asserted that a long hot soak was what he needed after jobs like that; a hot shower just didn’t do the same job for aching muscles and the occasional bone-deep chill. 

Jim hadn’t said another word about it, and he could tell Sebastian thought the matter dismissed as irrelevant, though he had simply chosen a different tack.  Orders were made, and during the next overnight trip out of the city (Wicklow this time; nothing grand, but someone who was meant to be dead in London the week before had apparently not gotten the hint – or perhaps had gotten it too soon) Jim went about testing the effects of his chosen plan.

After a bit of searching, he had found a pigment that would stain water an appropriately horrifying shade of red without staining the occupant.  While Sebastian was away, he ran four separate tests to verify the right quantity of pigment to use for the most appropriate water levels, then made sure to thoroughly rinse out the tub again.  Sebastian suspected nothing when he returned. 

The plan then went into a holding pattern; waiting for the right time to present itself.  It was another month before Sebastian had that sort of job again, and another three before he was caught asleep while bathing.  This time, Jim did not wake him, merely entered the room on quiet feet and carefully added red liquid to the bath.  It dissipated slowly, but effectively, and a careful swish of his hand through the cooling water hastened the process without ever alerting his slumbering companion.  Once his task was finished, Jim smirked, satisfied with his work, and removed himself just as quietly as he had come, to read within hearing distance.

The wait was not long – ten minutes and half a chapter in, he had results.

Jim heard a gasp, a sudden, brief sloshing of water, and then utter stillness.  The brilliant thing about Sebastian was, he doesn’t panic – Jim was very nearly convinced he would take a mortal wound with little more than a disgusted curse and finish what needed be done – the silence from the other room only solidified that belief, and a slow, approving grin curled his lips.

A minute later – long enough for a semi-thorough full body check – a low growl sounded through the door, and a yelled, “Goddamnit, Jim, give me a heart-attack, why don’t you?!” rumbled through the flat.  Jim simply smirked in response, sauntering past the bathroom door and replied in a darkly teasing voice just above normal speech, “I warned you sleeping in the bath might kill you, Sebastian; never said you’d drown…”

The habit wasn’t completely broken, from then, but Sebastian did start taking more showers.

atlinmerrick:

Stealth slash from Verity Burns and pretty kiss drawing? *Ffffnnn* 

verity-burns:

“You do know your hand is on my arse?”
“Do you want to share this umbrella or not?”
“I do.”
“Well then.”
“I just didn’t know not getting rained on equated to getting groped, that’s all.”
“My hand is not groping. It is resting.”
“Groping.”
“Resting.”
“Gr…”
“I am not responsible for the difference in our statures! The umbrella is too small; I am merely trying to keep you close and out of the rain.”
“Right.”
“If you’d prefer to get wet…”
“No, it’s fine.”
“Fine.”
“Good.”
“Good.”
“I usually pretend I haven’t noticed.”
“I have no idea…”
“I mean, it’s not like this is the first time.”
“I don’t…”
“But if you want more, than you should tell me.”
“I… Why should I?”
“Because you can have it.”

livia-carica:

verity-burns:

“Best out of three.”
“Nope.”
“First to five.”
“Not a chance.”
“I am not going out like this.”
“I don’t know what the problem is – you look fine. Very… cuddly.”
“You’re not funny.”
Adorable, even.”
“I may vomit.”
“Look on the bright side – at least the deal wasn’t trousers.”
“Ha! You’d never get into my trousers.”
“Could have fooled me.”
“John!”
“I can see you smiling.”
“One more game… winner takes all.”
“All?”
“Every stitch.”
“Oh, you are on.”
“I thought I might be.”
“But this time…”
“This time?”
“…you can’t be Miss Scarlett.”

Consuelo and Verity are like a perfect storm. 

random-nexus:

lady-karasu:

lostconner:

playing  violin

I absolutely adore this.

I was informed that this needed ficcery and that some fluff was required, stat. This is the first thing the Muse offered up, hope it’ll do?

~~~

The sounds of the traffic outside fade, along with his awareness of the room in general, as Sherlock adjusts the violin under John’s chin, moves his fingers to a more proper hold on the bow, and lays one each of his fingers over John’s on the strings.

Breath just brushing his ear and cheek, Sherlock speaks in a low murmur.  “Now, no slouching, but don’t tense up.  Yes, John, just like that.”

Almost surprised into following orders, John lets himself be guided, posed.  “I just asked -“

Sherlock cuts him off, a quiet baritone rumble to which he has somehow trained himself to listen, “It’s pointless to explain if you have no basis for understanding.  Now, feel the strings, each one’s tension.  Touch the bow to them, move it…yes, very smooth for a novice, John… feel the vibrations?”

John nods the tiny increment he is allowed, violin under his chin, Sherlock’s cheek against the side of his head, and the realisation that he has no wish to dislodge either.  Nor does he mind the warm presence of Sherlock’s body, all along his back, or those longer arms curved over and around his upper arms, or having the graceful and sure touch of those long-fingered hands atop his own. 

“Now, press this finger hardest, then this… here… yes, now draw the bow steadily across those strings… no, firm enough to engage the strings properly.”  When has Sherlock ever sounded so patient?  Rarely, to be sure, and the few times John can recall were often when walking him through some convoluted deduction. 

“I’m sure to be rubbish at this, Sherlock,” John protests, aware his voice has dropped to a soft tone, too. 

A breath of a chuckle, nearly silent, tickles the hair at his temple and his ear.  “Everyone’s rubbish to start,” Sherlock retorts. 

John draws the bow across the string, a multiple tone sounds from the contact, weak and uneven, and John presses slightly more firmly, keeps his fingers tight where Sherlock’s holding them, and the tone solidifies into one long smooth note that is resonant and sweet in the quiet room.  A grin flashes across John’s mouth and he feels another soft laugh from Sherlock, this time the movement of his chest and diaphragm press against John’s back.

“Perfect,” Sherlock says, guiding John’s fingers into another configuration.  “Now, this will be—”

This time John interrupts Sherlock, “You’re not going to actually teach me how to play, are you?”

“Not this afternoon, no.”  From the drag of Sherlock’s hair against his own and the feeling of the other man’s breath against his cheek, John is sure Sherlock’s head has turned and he’s studying John, but John doesn’t return the gaze, feeling strangely unnerved. 

“I mean,” he says almost reluctantly, not even sure why he’s arguing, “this sort of thing takes years.”

Sherlock’s head moves again, and John lets his fingers be guided once more, and he is only mildly surprised when Sherlock speaks, a little more humour infusing the deep, quiet voice.  “Well, it’ll be something to fill the time between cases, won’t it?”

A smile pulls at John’s lips, accompanied by a bright, buoyant feeling in his middle.  Years.  Of cases and excitement, of squabbling over the shopping and messy experiments, of violin in the wee hours and the flickers of genius in changeable eyes that see everything. 

They bring another pure note out of Sherlock’s violin, with only a tiny hint of scratchy off-tone at the end, and John glances at Sherlock, who’s also smiling, and he gives a tiny tilt of his head.  “Better than bullet holes in the wall, yeah?”

Sherlock’s answering chuckle is low and rich, like dark chocolate and honey, and John joins in, his own lighter while being just as warm, and yet they blend almost perfectly.

~~~

(For Lady-Karasu)

Well this made my night.  ^_^  I just had to sit in awe of that for a few minutes – and when did you find time to do this, I only mentioned it maybe a half hour ago! – good lord, woman, I adore you.  *tackle hug*  Seriously, Random, you’re amazing, thank you.  ❤  *smooches head*

(‘I hope this’ll do’, she says…  *shakes head*  What am I going to do with you?  Clearly, talk you into writing more pretty things for me.  :D)