“Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
Jim from IT by day. Consulting Criminal by night. Sometimes, both worlds collide.
Quotes (paraphrased) from the IT Crowd. Inspired by this awesome gif. I couldn’t resist expanding on that.
EDIT: NOW WITH THE FANVID.
Tag: gifset
That is the face of a man who has to do this all the time.
#lol @ the thought of john just sitting outside 221B just waiting to come back in #Everyone who walks by thinks his girlfriend has kicked him out of the apartment #theyre right
They’re right.
and sometimes when it’s all just too much:
#the fact that he takes the time to put on gloves kill me #i mean it’s not like he could get bothered with people finding his fingerprints #he became a public figure after this #so really #why bother #i don’t even think he once left his fingerprints anywhere suspicious #And it’s not like he kills people himself #I just find this tremendously funny #and cute #Like #HEY JAMES MORIARTY COMITING A CRIME HERE #EXCEPT NOT REALLY #BUT JUST SO IT LOOKS MORE LEGIT I’M GOING TO WEAR GLOVES #CAUSE THAT’S WHAT CRIMINALS DO #EXCEPT I’M DOING IT WHILE DANCING #AND BASICALLY BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE #CANT AFFORD TO BE ORDINARY
“Tea?”
“Course Bashy.”
“Bashy? Really Jim?”
“Tiger.”
“Better.”
“Milk.”
“I know.”
“Honey.”
“I know.”
“Your arse looks good in those jeans.”
“I know.”
“Love you.”
“I-“
“Don’t you dare say you know.”
“…love you too.”
“You know, sentiment is a chemical defect found in the losing side.”
Oh god, it’s back on my dash o_o
Feelings every time I see this…
“God, Seb, this whole historical role-play gun club is so BORING. When do we get to actually kill people? When?”
“Just another twenty minutes, boss”
“Ugh. Fine!”
Avengers Body Swap
- Tony with Steve
- Thor with Natasha
- Bruce with Clint
I had no idea I wanted this until right now.
I DID NOT TOUCH THEM. ALTHOUGH THEY ARE TRULY MAGNIFICENT.
Sherlock AU: Judi Dench as the Chief Superintendent
*HAPPY SHRIEKING NOISES*
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! o/
Superwholock: The boys need help hunting an especially dangerous demon, but which demon, exactly?
Lady Karasu 