jessamygriffith:

—“Item #02-787713 Williams-Sonoma Cocktail Rimming Sugar

—Williams-Sonoma says: “Spiced, Citrus, or Vanilla.”

—Price: $8.95”

—Notes from Drew: Why have an ordinary rimjob when you can add just a touch of Madagascar vanilla? That’s how classy folk do their rimming.

Excuse me while I go cough up a lung from laughing. Oh my fucking god. It’s not just me who hears the word rimming in all the wrong ways. This WINS.

Source: (x) The Hater’s Guide to the Williams Sonoma Catalogue

Insufferable Narcissism: Rimming Sugar, from Williams Sonoma