“Oh, well, what do we have here? Don’t think I’ve seen those before…”
“Hands off, Moran; I have work to do.”
“Touchy touchy. If you didn’t want me to molest you then you shouldn’t have worn something so… enticing. Honestly, I don’t think those pants could get any tighter. Doesn’t leave much to the imagination- not that I need to imagine, of course…”
“Don’t blame me for your barbaric impulses, Moran.”
“Don’t dress like a rent boy then, Jimmy. You know it gets me all hot and bothered.”
“Not everything is for you, Sebastian.”
“Not for me? Then who? Don’t tell me it’s for that weirdy in the morgue…”
“No, not her, obviously. I’m meeting The Virgin today. Face-to-face, finally.”
Pause. “Well, I hope he appreciates the effort you go through for him. Would you like me to help pick out a nice engagement ring for the two of you?”
“Do go be a jealous housewife somewhere else, will you? Daddy needs to get into character.”
”’Daddy’ can fuck right off.”
“Don’t you have a job to do? Or am I paying you to stand around and be a complete arse?”
“Seriously, Jim, fuck you.”
“Out. Now.”
“Fine. But don’t expect me to be here when the job’s done. I think I’ll stay at mine for a while and take a nice holiday away from your crazy arse.”
“Perfect. Maybe I’ll actually be able to think around here without you harassing me every five minutes.”
“Oh, so trying to make sure you eat enough to keep that brain of yours running is harassment? Maybe I should just move out altogether, then. I’d hate to be the one to interrupt James Moriarty’s oh so important thinking time with such trivialities as nourishment.”
“What a fine idea; maybe you should.”
“Guess it’s settled then. I’ll move out posthaste.”
“Good.”
“Fine.”
“Great.”
“Perfect.”
Silence.
“You’re really a prick, you know that, Jim?”
“And yet here you are, still engaging me. One might think you’re a bit of a glutton for punishment. Well, I say think but we both know the truth behind that, don’t we?”
“Fuck you.”
“Maybe later. Right now, we both have a job to do.”
“You know, I really hate you sometimes.”
“The feeling’s mutual~♥”
~And then they had jealousy-fueled hate-sex; the end.~
I’ve had this picture kicking around my computer for the last couple of weeks but now it’s finally done and I’ve even added a little story to go with it. Not much, but enough to make me never want to see it again.
♥ I hope you all enjoy. ♥
oh wow!!
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