valeria2067:

“I brought you some tea, dear. But just this once. I’m your landlady, not your housekeeper.”

“JEEZU-… erm, yes, thanks, Mrs. Hudson. That’s, ah, very kind of you.”

“Well, I figured you’d need it after all that activity last night.”

“Last night? We didn’t go anywhere last night.”

“I know, dearie. You forgot to close your bedroom window all the way. I could hear the two of you clear as a bell, you naughty boys. Three times in one night is very impressive for someone your age, you know. Sherlock is a lucky man!”

“Oh, God…”

dragonbier:

Inspired after watching “Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides”

Look Sherlock, you’re finally a pirate! 

Also, Mrs.Hudson the parrot can say lots of things such as: “not your housekeeper” everytime you annoy her, “it’s not decent” when you’re clearly doing something wrong or stupid and “SHERLOCK!” followed by a peck on the hand when her owner is misbehaving.