i approve of this plan

mazarin221b:

reapersex:

ReaperSex – New Blog OPEN!

Hey guys, sexlock speaking. So reapersun and I have decided to open up a new blog together following the odd circulation of people supporting us as a pairing, which is absurd but hey anything goes. Thanks to that, I’ve decided it’ll be nice to collaborate with her to bring some awesome Johnlock stuffs.

The stuff we’re going to post will be collab art and maybe some picture rps. We’ll see.

Pic by reapersun/sexlock

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So, this is probably going to be my new favorite thing…

^^^ What she said.

valeria2067:

“The leather sofa.”

“What about it?”

“That’s the place where we’ll first have sex.”

“WHAT?!”

“Really, John. Did you think I hadn’t noticed the way your eyes devour me?”

“I’ve only known you for a week!”

“Immaterial. Our physical relationship is all but guaranteed. And I can tell you that sofa will definitely be the first place we have sex.”

“You’re insane! I can’t listen to this. I’m going to up to my room.”

“Strangely enough, that’s the second place…”

random-nexus:

marmosette:

belovedmuerto:

random-nexus:

tygermama replied to your post: What is your favorite kink?

I like massages. There aren’t enough long, erotic, sensual massages in fic. That sort of warm, paying complete attention to your partner and watching them unwind until they’re putty sort of feeling.

Ooooh, yummy, yes! I did a massage-fic and the response was surprising – this is a more popular thing than I anticipated. And OH but a good massage is bliss! ❤

…This is giving me ideas. I can write massage. I can DO massage, I better be able to write it.

I *completely* endorse this plan.

I endorse your endorsement of this plan! HARD! o/

Can I add my endorsement to the previous endorsements of this plan? I approve of this plan. A lot.