valeria2067:

“The leather sofa.”

“What about it?”

“That’s the place where we’ll first have sex.”

“WHAT?!”

“Really, John. Did you think I hadn’t noticed the way your eyes devour me?”

“I’ve only known you for a week!”

“Immaterial. Our physical relationship is all but guaranteed. And I can tell you that sofa will definitely be the first place we have sex.”

“You’re insane! I can’t listen to this. I’m going to up to my room.”

“Strangely enough, that’s the second place…”

the-sociopaths-have-10-ant:

#i just realized that john is balanced on the balls of his feet #and i can’t help but think that he is prepared to leap up #propel himself forward #and knock Sherlock into the pool #thereby messing up the sniper’s eyeline completely and possibly causing him to miss #he’s got this look like he’s trying to decide if he’s going to dive for it #’if this moriarty dick is psychotic enough to provoke sherlock this far #can i bollocks things up for his sniper lackeys?’ #and oh god it give me so many Jawn Feels #because that bastard is no damsel in distress #sherlock #Sherlock BBC #the great game

Because… tags…

tea-and-jam-sandwiches:

iggymarauder:

exorin:

draco-freakin-malfoy:

sherlockholmesfanart:

7ns:

 #is this or is this not seb moran #in the perfect suit jim bought him because ‘i know public school taught you how to dress darling’ #a tie pin because you don’t want a two hundred pound tie to get in the way when you’re trying to knife a bastard #leather gloves because evidence? what evidence #and because jim likes how they feel around his neck #but seb doesn’t like admitting to that #and you just know that cigarette case is engraved #’cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war’ #there’s still a bit of scruff on his face though #because you can take the game hunter out of the… well you know the rest #he’s got to go anyway #there’s some fucking uppity russians to kill #and jim’s laughing in his earpiece because he knows exactly what seb’s going to do with that tie later #god i ship the fuck out of these nasty bastards

oh

and just like that, I ship it.

I ship it. Hard.

Unf.

Holy mother.

Mmm…. yes.  I approve.