We’re reasonably confident that the very next thing to happen to Sherlock and John, is the very last thing you’d expect…

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“The leather sofa.”

“What about it?”

“That’s the place where we’ll first have sex.”

“WHAT?!”

“Really, John. Did you think I hadn’t noticed the way your eyes devour me?”

“I’ve only known you for a week!”

“Immaterial. Our physical relationship is all but guaranteed. And I can tell you that sofa will definitely be the first place we have sex.”

“You’re insane! I can’t listen to this. I’m going to up to my room.”

“Strangely enough, that’s the second place…”