Hmm.  Actually had to think about that for a while.  If we’re going with the implication (I took from the movie) that everyone got turned into something that at least related to what they normally did… um.  Probably a bookshelf.  Or, a stove.  Muahahaha!  (This is of course discounting anything electronic, in keeping with the related universe, otherwise it’d probably be a laptop, and I just don’t see that ending well for anyone.)