Random_Nexus: So, I Was Thinking About Sherlocking Omegle This Weekend…

random-nexus:

So… there’s this chat site…

A lot of chatty Sherlockians have been haunting omegle on & off for a while now (self included) and I think someone else has SURELY suggested this, but if not, well, lemme just throw this out there. *hitches up britches*

I propose that as many of us as can…

Random_Nexus: So, I Was Thinking About Sherlocking Omegle This Weekend…

In which Jim abducts John and Angry!Protective!Sherlock will quite literally go to any lengths to get him back.

Been meaning to post this for a while, actually: it remains one of my all time favorite omegle chats.  (‘Your Sherlock was terrifying me’ is also one of the compliments I’m most proud of. ^_^  I was blessed to have an amazing partner on this one.)

Omegle: In which Jim and Dark!Molly have a chat about breaking Sherlock through his ‘pet’ (Post-Fall)

Question to discuss:

It’s funny how you think I’m innocent, how now I’m actually important. When the final problem was all my plan, and you actually asking for my help was just the icing on the cake.-Molly

You: Molly dear, don’t show your hand, the game isn’t finished yet. -JM

Stranger: Yes is it finished, Jim. It’s been 18 months. – Molly

You: MMm, but I don’t think it is. He thinks his plan worked, he thinks his pet is safe. He hasn’t been broken quite yet. -JM

Stranger: Awh, you want to see him dance like you watched Sherlock dance ? Would like me to mess up his head ? I’m nothing but the sweet innocent Molly.. I could stab him in the back. – Molly

You: Precisely. He has to get his feet back under him a bit first, or it would be too easy, not enough fun to destroy him – he’s done such a good job of it himself…. but a little hope at just the right time? -JM

You: We both know Sherlock is watching; this will be /so/ much fun. -JM

You: Do you think you can play the supportive friend for a while longer? -JM

You: Really take a interest in his well being… get him back on his feet, so he has further to fall. -JM

Stranger: Yes, I can play that part forever, Jim. Sherlock is watching, and it’s the point of it He is going to be troubled for the things his pet is going to go through, and he won’t be able to do anything about it. – Molly

You: Of course. Has he actually asked for you to help in that area, yet? It would make it so much sweeter… -JM

Stranger: To make John feel better ? Yes, he asked me to look over him until he found the time was right to come back.. – Molly

You: Oh Sherlock, you are so utterly predictable. It’s almost too easy to be fun. But we’ll enjoy it anyway, won’t we, Molly? -JM

You: Have you worked your way into John’s life, yet? He’ll need a friend to turn to, of course, now that his little world is falling apart. -JM

Stranger: Sherlock said he wasn’t an angel, but I don’t think he was aware he made a deal with the devil.. – Molly

Stranger: John asked me to come over one night, because he wanted to talk. I think I can take it a step upwards, and tear him apart from the inside. Oh, what joy it would be to see him walk out of a rooftop because Sherlock did it too ? – Molly

You: Of course not. You such a very good actress, my dear. I’m so /proud/ of you. -JM

You: Mmmmm, that’s delicious. Do you think you can pull it off? I think I would like to see that. I think I would like Sherlock to see that, too. -JM

Stranger: Yes, I am confident my /acting/ skills can pull it off. John is so naive, some times. I’ll break him and watch him tumble into small pieces. And of course, you can have a front row seat, my dear Jim. – Molly

You: John is hard to pressure, but if he thinks you’re a friend? Oh, the things you can do to him. I’m so glad I found you; the ‘afterlife’ wouldn’t be nearly as much fun. And you bring me such wonderful toys. -JM

You: Feel free to be creative – I know you know how to play all the right buttons. I’ll be looking forward to the show. -JM

Stranger: John would never think ill of me. I’m nothing but the sweet little girl who helps Sherlock try his experiments on my corpses. He will fall from so high.. It will be delicious. – Molly.

Stranger: I will be creative. Do bring some firework to celebrate the Fall of Sherlocks only friend. He stated it himself. He has only got one friend. And that’s John. I suppose I should be offended.. – Molly

You: Tut tut, Sherlock never thinks about things like that; when I told him what the trade for his life was, I had to lead him by the hand to the fact that he had two others. And to be fair, you’re really not – but he /should/ have thought of you as such. Would you like to show him the video yourself, then, as penance? Or would you prefer he also have a front row seat? I would be happy to arrange either for you, my dear; a reward for such stunning work. -JM

Stranger: Let him share the front row seat. I am quite sure he would enjoy facing how very wrong he was about me. He should have gotten a doubt when I broke up with you so easily as I did. – Molly

You: Sherlock will never learn what he should be paying attention to. It’s a pity, he had such promise. It is done, then, my dear. I’ll have Seb pick him up when you’re ready for the final show. We’ll make sure he’s close enough to see all that emotion on the good doctor’s face; I’m sure he’ll have something to say about his dear, dead friend – maybe I’ll give him binoculars so he can read his lips. -JM

You: Would you like me to record it for you, as Sherlock breaks? -JM

Stranger: Oh, yes please, my dear Jim. I want him to be able to see and see again all the pain he made his dear pet go through, because he thought it would save him. In the end, it would only bring him to the death of John. How very reckless of him.. – Molly

You: Well then, you shall have it, my dear. It will be your reward. Just let me know when you’re ready. I’ll be waiting. -JM

Stranger: I’ll send you a text when the good doctor is ready to come join me in my morgue – Molly.

You: Brilliant. Until then, my dear. -JM

In which Sherlock texts John for some one-on-one time (and CC’ed a few other people as well).  Hijinks ensue, and Greg might be a bit traumatized by the end.

(I really need to do an omegle roundup, but I remembered this specifically last night and it made me laugh, so here you go.)

I have a problem with abandoned WIP’s.  A huge problem, actually – It *bothers* me not to know how a story ends; more one I’m invested in than one of passing interest, but either way – bothers me in a niggling, never=quite-goes-away sort of way. 

So, that’s probably why it drives me nuts when I suddenly (apparently accidentally) lose a good RP partner on Omegle.  Three have been particularly frustrating.  The first I can kind of deal with because it wasn’t on anything plotty so much as had taken a turn for the romantic.  The second is much the same but had been more emotionally intense, and the cutoff was abrupt and ill-placed.  The third is really bothering me because it was plotty, fairly intense and cut off due to a server error at the worst time ever.  So I’ve lost another Sherlock -this time in the middle of a rather compelling conversation about how hard it had been (when Sherlock ‘died’ and the time after), and what John should promise never to consider if Sherlock should ever die again….  I want that Sherlock back.  *pouts*

Omegle: Lost a Sherlock – if you recognize this post, please let me know… 

had a pretty amazing RP going on and one of us dropped mid-type.  
(Went a bit angst->revelation->slashy near the end, if that jogs any memories)

There are days omegle makes me weep for the state of humanity… and then there are days when things like this happen, and I remember why I log in now and then.  This… might actually spark fic.  Maybe.  Possibly.  My head is loaded with post-reichenbach plotlines right now so it would be in good company.  XD