
Hush, Watson.
Can’t tell if annoyed meetings kept me from #canonfodderfriday, or—- no, that’s just it.
The Misadventures of Dr. John H. Watson
October 14- Holmes dragged me from bed at half three in the morning. Forgot what he wanted to tell me when I got downstairs. Shouted at me to make tea.
December 25- Must tell Holmes to stop giving me specimens as gifts. He is not a cat, despite evidence to the contrary. However, the eyeballs were arranged with such pride and care, I couldn’t bring myself to chastise him for his efforts.
March 7- Old wound acting up during a thunderstorm. Had to stay in. Holmes bored. Send help.
March 9- Still storming. Will soon commit a bank robbery to give Holmes something to do. Has already experimented on my reflexes, my tolerance for alcohol, and my tolerance for Tibetan throat singing. Both low.
I’m sorry, I just needed to reblog again for that addition. Brilliant!
The Misadventures of Dr. John H. Watson