capaow:

heli0centric:

MORiARTY: The weighted companion John certainly brought you good luck. However, it cannot accompany you for the rest of the test and must, unfortunately, be euthanized. Please escort your companion John to the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator.

THIS MAKES ME REGRET EVERY TIME I DESTROYED MY COMPANION CUBE.

I’M SORRY COMPANION JOHN. I’D NEVER LET THAT HAPPEN TO YOU.

watsonly:

heli0centric:

This Weighted Companion John will accompany you through the test chamber. Please take care of it.

#SCREAMS #oh my god #sherlock #portal #games #television #i just want to see sherlock putting john down on big red buttons #and john sitting there and saying things like FANTASTIC! or AMAZING! #while sherlock flips around and jumps in and out of portals #and also because sherlock’s a smart guy he’s going to figure out how to get out of incinerating john right at the end #happy ending for everyone tbh#also the cake is a lie because mycroft ate it