Captains at Sea (in progress)

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Continued from here

John could feel himself being measured, weighed in the wake of his almost flippant response.  He had almost expected violence in reply – given the situation thus far, it certainly wouldn’t have been unexpected – but instead he was subjected to a focused, almost predatory gaze for several long, tense moments.  The other man replied, then, rattling off facts and assumptions, reaching out to tug John’s I.D. circles free and inspect them before he finished his mindboggling assertion and topped it off with what sounded like an earnest, if misplaced greeting. 

It was through sheer force of will that John didn’t jerk away this time; he knew it wouldn’t help, would likely overbalance him before freeing his chain, but it still took effort to hold himself still.  Shaking his head instead, once, sharply, John pitched his voice lower, taking on an almost conspiring tone. “Listen, what are you playing at? This can’t-“  He paused, shaking his head once more; there’s almost no way this was some kind of contrived plot – he simply doesn’t have any information that would be useful enough to bother, he wasn’t that kind of officer – and even if he were, had been mistaken for one, he can’t see how this would be effective in any useful capacity.  Certainly, it could throw someone off balance through sheer confusion – it had done for him – and that was a recognized tactic, but John couldn’t see how any useful information could be parleyed from this particular scenario; it was entirely too absurd.  No, as far as he could tell he hadn’t been captured in the traditional sense, but what that left was… far stranger, more disturbing.  

“Either you’re mad”, he continued after a moment, thoughtfully, as if he was only just now truly considering the possibility, “I’m mad, or…” his eyes started to flicker down towards his shoulder – where he’s almost certain he had been shot, but didn’t feel as if it bore obvious signs of recent trauma, now – but he stopped himself before he could complete the motion.  Meeting the captain’s eyes again, instead, he finished with an almost imperceptibly more subdued tone, “The last doesn’t bear consideration.”

A slightly uneven hint of a smile pulled at Captain Holmes’ lips, though his eyes were cool and sharp, his voice velvet over steel.  “I have been accused of madness many times, Mr. Watson, and a number of other less savoury things, I assure you.”  Eyes tracking down and to the side, Captain Holmes tilted his head and lifted one dark eyebrow.  “Intriguing.  To what can you be referring?  If madness is the lesser worry in comparison, I think perhaps it does bear consideration; especially when you are a… guest… on my ship.”  Leaning just a bit, as much for the hint of intimidation it might lend, as well as for practicality, he lowered his voice till none of the men on deck around him could have overheard without stepping closer.  “You’re thirsty, tired, perhaps hungry; furthermore, you obviously have questions of your own.  Give me your solemn word that you’ll conduct yourself in a… gentlemanly… fashion, and I will see that you’re treated commensurately.”  His hesitation and the slight drawling edge he gave the word ‘gentleman’ was subtle, but Captain Holmes had plenty of experience with the actual behaviour of many who claimed the title of Gentleman; in truth, he could not use the word as it was generally meant without at least an internal sneer. 

There was something under the captain’s words, in his tone, that was not quite a threat but spoke of a dangerous line not to be crossed.  It was subtle, and it’s that very subtlety that alerted him to the truth of it; a man who told you how dangerous he was is the last one you have to worry about – one quietly confident in himself, however…  John stiffened slightly at the initial reply and the posture that came with it – an almost-grin and cold, dispassionate eyes that held no madness /he/ could see, but every bit of will that told him any threat given could be expected to be carried out – for the moment biting his tongue, but raising a brow all the same at the other man’s dubious use of ‘guest’. 

Holmes leaned in slightly, almost without pause, and John fought the urge to lean away again, to gain space, bowing to the impulse only so far as to turn his head slightly away, never breaking eye contact.  The low tone carried easily at this distance as the other man finished his firm-handed ‘offer’.  This time John couldn’t help the small, reactive snort, and he muttered, “Explaining that one would bring us back to my probable madness”, to himself in an undertone before inhaling, bracing himself further.

Head tilted away, still, John canted it slightly back, just enough to meet the other man’s eyes more squarely while maintaining what personal space he was able.  He’s sure this sort of ‘offer’ would sound good to a panicked, hopeful captive, but he could see the barbs in it, the possible hooks under the bait that was never expressly offered.  Lips tight, back straight, he let out a long, controlled breath that hitched faintly with the hint of an ironic laugh once or twice in its stream.  Probably best to keep quiet and go with it, there’s really not much to be gained by calling the man on it – John was aware of just how precarious his position was, assuming as he had to, that this was really happening – but he had never been one to bow meekly to circumstance.  His own voice low, but meant to carry his reply this time, John asks evenly, “That sounds reasonable enough, but was mostly a statement of fact, letting me assume what your ‘commensurate treatment’ might mean.”  His lips turned up in a faint, wry smirk.   “So what does it really mean, and what exactly do you expect me to trade for this… kind treatment?”

To his surprise and delight, Watson didn’t react at all the way Captain Holmes expected; though, in point of fact, the man hadn’t been entirely predictable from the moment of his capture – well, perhaps something of a mix between a rescue and a capture.  If this trend continued, Captain Holmes thought he just might have to find a way to keep this fellow around even after he had satisfied Holmes’ curiosity about his origin, as well as his anomalous clothing and fascinating accoutrements

Watson’s muttered words, clearly meant for himself, alone, were curious, as was his mostly-subtle smothering of humour at Holmes’ offer; but his actual answer, which was in the form of a question, had Captain Holmes’ brow arching before he could stop himself.  Was he being mocked or was Captain Holmes’ captive cleverer than he seemed?  Perhaps both! 

Intrigued and entertained – and wasn’t that simply wonderful after the deadly boredom of the last few weeks – Captain Holmes considered his answer briefly.  Several of the men standing guard shifted a bit restlessly; though used to their captain’s oddities, curiosity could only be tamped down so long. 

First Mate Lestrade, standing with arms crossed about an average man’s height behind his captain, turned and muttered a slightly-growling, “Oi!  Look sharp, there.”  After which, the men straightened up and ready hands returned to sword hilts.

Seemingly ignoring this byplay behind him, Captain Holmes spoke in the same ‘just between us’ tone, watching his prisoner closely, eyes sharp with curiosity of his own.  “What it means is you receive the courtesy of being treated more as a guest than a prisoner; food and water, dry clothing, and a bed in a cabin of your own.  If possible, I’ll try to ransom you back to the Royal Navy, or possibly to your own people.  In trade, you accept that I am the commander of this vessel, that my word is law here, and that you are subject to it as long as you’re aboard.  I will expect you to answer my questions and give me your oath that you will not seek to cause trouble amongst my men or with my ship.”  Pausing for just a moment, Holmes’ voice then took on the slightest hint of an edge beneath the quiet rumble as he went on.  “If you go back on your oath, if you do not cooperate, then it’s to the hold with you.  There you’ll be stripped and chained, given the bare minimum to keep you alive until such time as we reach a port where I can make some profit on what’s left of you by then.”  Flicking his brows up almost playfully, though his expression remained unsmiling, Captain Holmes spread one hand graciously, the other resting on his sword hilt.  “I should much rather you choose the former than the latter, myself, but the choice is yours, Mr. Watson.”

The look of surprise his reply apparently brought was strangely satisfying, but John held any reaction to it in, attention drawn away to the men surrounding them when a sharp order was given, resulting in a shifting of stances and weapons; it reminded him, again, that there were others present, other factors to keep in mind, each a danger of its own.

Still, it’s only a flicker in his attention before the captain had his full focus again, just in time for the other man to respond in a similar tone and volume to his last, though his eyes were sharper with it, tone little more foreboding as he got to the ‘stick’ end of his ‘offer’.  Snorting sharply when the other man finished – he couldn’t help it, and didn’t try – John shook his head ever so slightly, faint smirk pulling at his lips.  “Oh, I’m sure you would”, he agreed almost amiably, knowing tone in his voice, “much easier to get everything you want out of me to start, cooperation is so much simpler…” That certainly didn’t mean any kind of pleasant treatment was guaranteed to be his reward, or at least would continue to be once his usefulness ceased and their curiosity was sated. 

At the very least, he knew what punishment might look like, now.  (He didn’t regret that; it was better to know.)  Huffing out a small breath of a laugh, John let his gaze drift past the other man, only distantly taking in their surroundings again.  “Well, I did ask”, he muttered wryly to himself, the hint of an ironic grin pulling at his lips.

If it was madness – and that looked better for the answer the longer he thought about it (could you be self-aware about your own insanity?) – then it didn’t matter all that much what he actually did.  If it weren’t… well, it still mattered very little what he did; the options were few and stark.  He wondered briefly where he was, really, if this was all a creation of his mind – and what was wrong with him, precisely, that this would be the scenario it would choose – then let it go.  Whatever this was, in the end, all he could do was see it through, now.

“I’m not in the habit of making promises I don’t intend to keep”, John said after a moment, eyes still distant, clearly thinking; considering everything the captain had said and how he said it.  Even with the explanation, it still required him to make an ‘oath’ almost blindly, with no safeguards in the agreement; the terms were vague enough that he could literally be asked for anything.  Not that John expected the terms really mattered – they were only for his edification; he had no leverage in this at all.  All the same, he considered what his agreement could mean, and also what disobeying would bring him, on the balance deciding to be entirely honest.

Expression shifting to something more neutral, John met the captain’s eyes again, replying firmly: “I will decline any ‘law’ that goes against my character or obligations, but I won’t turn on you if you don’t give me reason to.”  He was almost certain that wasn’t the answer desired, and he’d accept the consequences if it came to it, but John wouldn’t cross his own lines.  There were few enough choices available to him at the moment; this was one he had, even if the results would be less than ideal.  “If that’s not good enough…” he shrugged, tilting his head slightly with the movement in something like an aborted headshake, “then do what you feel you need to.  I’m not exactly in a position to argue.”

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What is—that shouldn’t—but—

*stares*

“So, tell me, Stranger, what brings you to be adrift on the open sea?  You must have recently come from Bermuda, but what is the meaning of this peculiar uniform?  I deduce that you are a soldier of some sort, but I wager there’s more to you than that.”  Captain Holmes smiled down at his rather stunned-looking captive.  “Mmm… I do so love a good mystery.”

I don’t even care; I will accept time travel as a reasonable option – regardless, I approve; someone fic it?  *looks pointedly at Random* (What, you’ve already started… *innocent smile*)  Edit: (And then this happened)

John jerks his head away when the – captain? He presented himself as one, set adrift in time.  Perhaps a madman who’d watched too many films – grips his chin, lifting his head up to look him over.  “That makes one of us”, he all but growls, pulling against bonds he knew were secure; he couldn’t help it, he was never one to accept capture, regardless of the circumstances.

He hadn’t quite gotten a handle on those, yet, in any case.  John eyed the other man over suspiciously; this couldn’t be some sort of elaborate scheme, it couldn’t, what would there even be to gain from it?  He was pretty sure he wasn’t dead, but that was only pretty sure, at this point.  “If you figure it out, tell me, yeah?” It’s just shy of challenging – he may be at a disadvantage, a pretty severe one at that – but he had no intentions of submitting.  This could be a fever dream for all he knew, but he had to treat it like reality until he learned otherwise.

John took a look over the ship again, just a brief glance, then met the other man’s eyes, firmly.  This was ridiculous, made no sense at all; it was strange enough when he woke in that strange room, all alone, but it only got stranger since his escape, such as it was.   He should be with his troop – had been with his troop – but the last thing he remembered before waking was pain and blood, screaming and confusion and a queer, screeching noise in his ears.  He’d been shot, he was sure, was fading fast even as he’d heard an unfamiliar voice muttering ‘too soon’, and ‘this isn’t right’, and an abrupt jerking dragging him away from where he’d lain.  He had started to consider this was some sort of dying dream when he tumbled out the door to find himself on the ocean without a wound or a clue how he’d gotten there.  He’d thought the ship passing, hours of staying afloat later would be his salvation – even if it was a strange, classical design; wooden, of all things – but he had been handled roughly, searched for… something, and bound, to be shoved aside on deck.  No one paid him any mind, then, until… this.  Whatever this was.

(Ball’s in your court, now, my dear~ *smirk*)

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Angelo Caduto by Roberto Ferri

The hanged man, in a version of Tarot.

Tell me I’m not the only one who sees Sherlock here.

You are NOT the only one who sees Sherlock here!!

Oh my….!

god yes!! 

Um… guys?  Did you notice he’s got black wings?  The Muse did.  *sigh*

~~~

He lay there, wrung out and panting, sable wings spread out beneath him; the jumble of their cast-off robes forming a nest in scarlet and white. Turning his head, wildly tousled hair as night-dark as his wings, Sherlock watched John’s slightly smaller frame move with similarly heavy breaths. Sprawled out in abandon where he had rolled to after crying out his pleasure into Sherlock’s mouth, John was almost fully in shadow. The pearlescent moonlight coming in from above them gleamed on John’s nearer wing, which was resting atop Sherlock’s, varying shades of sand, grey, and wheat contrasting markedly with utter black. Funny, in a way, how John’s skin was a fair blend of warm golden-brown with peach-hued beige, while Sherlock’s was creamy-pale and blush, save for the tiny buds of his rose-pink nipples. Everyone always portrayed angels as pale and demons as dark.

It was John who remembered language first, giving a giddy little sound that was almost a giggle, and saying barely above a whisper, “That was some rescue.”

Languidly lifting one arm and plucking off the knotted rope still tied around his forearm, Sherlock snorted, though he frowned at the red lines left on his pale skin; the ropes had been soaked in holy water. The burns would be days healing. “It was good of you to inconvenience yourself on my behalf,” he drawled humorously.

“Give me a moment or two more and I’ll see to those,” John said, the blue of his eyes nearly black in the dimness as he watched Sherlock free himself of the ropes about his other arm. Pushing himself into an upright position with a soft grunt, John’s wing dragged over Sherlock’s as it pulled up and away to fold neatly behind him, making Sherlock shiver at the strange mix of soothing and tickling sensations. “How did they manage to catch you?”

“I believed they held you captive,” Sherlock admitted in a voice barely as loud as a sparrow’s sigh.

John’s breath halted for an instant, then he rolled over to lie half atop Sherlock, the rustle of his many-hued wings folding around them both as soft as the feathers growing from them. Face now shadowed above him, the moonlight gilding his sandy-pale hair with a silver-white halo, John’s mouth found Sherlock’s. “You’re an idiot,” John whispered against Sherlock’s lips. “A brilliant, beautiful genius of an idiot,” he added after another kiss. “But an idiot all the same.”

“But they—” Sherlock started to explain, about the proofs he’d been shown, the truth of the claims that John was being held in painful constraint resting clearly in the messenger’s mortal mind, but John’s mouth cut him off.

“Still thy tongue, Demon,” John breathed in a language older than human existence. “I have better use for it than words.”

“Trade me yours, then, Angel, and I will be content,” Sherlock replied teasingly against John’s mouth.

Laughing breath wafted over Sherlocks’ face, smelling of himself and John, blended. “Done. We’ll sort it all out later. Thou’ll sort it. Tis what thou dost.”

Sherlock answered without words, as requested, and John seemed quite content in the bargain.

You know, dear, I absolutely love it when I accidentally spark your muse. (I find it terribly amusing it was ‘Jim’s’ fault this time, though. XD)  Lovely, lovely bit of fic, as always.  ^_^ 

Minutes (Beeblock Fic)

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Title: Minutes
Rating: NC-17
Fandom: Sherlock BBC
Characters/Pairings: James Moriarty/Sebastian Moran, Misc Short-lived OCs
Word Count: 2,294
Disclaimer: Not mine, don’t claim they are, not making money at this, no offense meant, promise to return them when I’m through with them.
Spoilers: Nope.
Warnings: This time, yeah. Somewhat graphic descriptions of violence, Strangulation, Male homosexuality, Men having sex.
Summary: Sebastian Moran on a job,the events of and following, all broken down in rough increments by minutes.
Author’s Notes: So, I had this mental image and shared it with Lady-Karasu, of Jim and Seb sexin’ it up and Jim being evil and a bit rough and Seb being all sarcastic afterward. She, not surprisingly – she ships them like woah – flailed and did many things to convince me I should write that up. So I was going to make it a little ask-box ficlet thing for her on Tumblr or something. Yeah. About that. *sigh* Do I even need to say it anymore? So, Lady-Karasu, this is for you, my dear. Founding member of the Professional Enabler’s Club, that you are, I shouldn’t even be surprised for an instant that you got me to do this. *grin* Try to use your powers for good… or at least good porn, yeah? ;D

Aww, you shouldn’t have— I LIE, OH YES YOU SHOULD!  o/  I fully support this behavior; what do I need to do to get more?  Baking?  I can do that – I can have double-chocolate brownies to you in – well, I’d say in a few days, but the post office does not apparently like to deliver to you so maybe more like a week.  XD

Hehe – I see I have leveled up in my enabling powers if it gets me this lovely, lovely thing (I told you ‘it’ll be short’ – famous last words XD)  Seriously hun, thank you so much – the amount of flailing I did while reading was completely unseemly *snicker*  I adore it, and it just makes me want to work on the other two mormor storylines we’re working on. *grins suggestively*  Thank you~!

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Harry Potter AU – Professor Holmes

Potions Master Sherlock with his favourite talking Horcrux skull.

Because I’m doing a HP AU rp again and I like it.

Ooh…

I can’t even tell you what went on in my brain when I saw this.  Something exploded, at the very least.  I’ve locked the Muse in a closet.  I may need more than duct tape this time.

Ptttssss…! Somebody, release the Random muse! When she’s allowed to roam freely and run riot, sparkly awesomeness happen! Quickly now!

Shush, you!  ;p

*Quietly sneaks in while Random is posting to tumblr and works on picking that lock…* 

Just The Fics And Nothing But The Fics: Spot Check (Beeblock Fic)

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Title: Spot Check (Also On AO3)
Rating: NC-17
Fandom: Sherlock BBC
Characters/Pairings: James Moriarty/Sebastian Moran
Word Count: 251
Disclaimer: The usual – not mine, all hail the Moffat, the Gatiss, and the Beeb.
Spoilers: Nope
Warnings: Non-graphic violence involving a gun, men having sex.
Summary: Moran’s on a job, but his employer springs a surprise ‘spot-check’ on him.
Author’s Notes: On Tumblr there’s been some random (haha) ficlets scattered about, and I gathered most of them on AO3, but now I’m trying to post them here on LJ for the non-Tumblrpeeps to enjoy, too! This was for Lady-Karasu.

Just The Fics And Nothing But The Fics: Spot Check (Beeblock Fic)

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playing  violin

I absolutely adore this.

I was informed that this needed ficcery and that some fluff was required, stat. This is the first thing the Muse offered up, hope it’ll do?

~~~

The sounds of the traffic outside fade, along with his awareness of the room in general, as Sherlock adjusts the violin under John’s chin, moves his fingers to a more proper hold on the bow, and lays one each of his fingers over John’s on the strings.

Breath just brushing his ear and cheek, Sherlock speaks in a low murmur.  “Now, no slouching, but don’t tense up.  Yes, John, just like that.”

Almost surprised into following orders, John lets himself be guided, posed.  “I just asked -“

Sherlock cuts him off, a quiet baritone rumble to which he has somehow trained himself to listen, “It’s pointless to explain if you have no basis for understanding.  Now, feel the strings, each one’s tension.  Touch the bow to them, move it…yes, very smooth for a novice, John… feel the vibrations?”

John nods the tiny increment he is allowed, violin under his chin, Sherlock’s cheek against the side of his head, and the realisation that he has no wish to dislodge either.  Nor does he mind the warm presence of Sherlock’s body, all along his back, or those longer arms curved over and around his upper arms, or having the graceful and sure touch of those long-fingered hands atop his own. 

“Now, press this finger hardest, then this… here… yes, now draw the bow steadily across those strings… no, firm enough to engage the strings properly.”  When has Sherlock ever sounded so patient?  Rarely, to be sure, and the few times John can recall were often when walking him through some convoluted deduction. 

“I’m sure to be rubbish at this, Sherlock,” John protests, aware his voice has dropped to a soft tone, too. 

A breath of a chuckle, nearly silent, tickles the hair at his temple and his ear.  “Everyone’s rubbish to start,” Sherlock retorts. 

John draws the bow across the string, a multiple tone sounds from the contact, weak and uneven, and John presses slightly more firmly, keeps his fingers tight where Sherlock’s holding them, and the tone solidifies into one long smooth note that is resonant and sweet in the quiet room.  A grin flashes across John’s mouth and he feels another soft laugh from Sherlock, this time the movement of his chest and diaphragm press against John’s back.

“Perfect,” Sherlock says, guiding John’s fingers into another configuration.  “Now, this will be—”

This time John interrupts Sherlock, “You’re not going to actually teach me how to play, are you?”

“Not this afternoon, no.”  From the drag of Sherlock’s hair against his own and the feeling of the other man’s breath against his cheek, John is sure Sherlock’s head has turned and he’s studying John, but John doesn’t return the gaze, feeling strangely unnerved. 

“I mean,” he says almost reluctantly, not even sure why he’s arguing, “this sort of thing takes years.”

Sherlock’s head moves again, and John lets his fingers be guided once more, and he is only mildly surprised when Sherlock speaks, a little more humour infusing the deep, quiet voice.  “Well, it’ll be something to fill the time between cases, won’t it?”

A smile pulls at John’s lips, accompanied by a bright, buoyant feeling in his middle.  Years.  Of cases and excitement, of squabbling over the shopping and messy experiments, of violin in the wee hours and the flickers of genius in changeable eyes that see everything. 

They bring another pure note out of Sherlock’s violin, with only a tiny hint of scratchy off-tone at the end, and John glances at Sherlock, who’s also smiling, and he gives a tiny tilt of his head.  “Better than bullet holes in the wall, yeah?”

Sherlock’s answering chuckle is low and rich, like dark chocolate and honey, and John joins in, his own lighter while being just as warm, and yet they blend almost perfectly.

~~~

(For Lady-Karasu)

Well this made my night.  ^_^  I just had to sit in awe of that for a few minutes – and when did you find time to do this, I only mentioned it maybe a half hour ago! – good lord, woman, I adore you.  *tackle hug*  Seriously, Random, you’re amazing, thank you.  ❤  *smooches head*

(‘I hope this’ll do’, she says…  *shakes head*  What am I going to do with you?  Clearly, talk you into writing more pretty things for me.  :D)

4- Still, and all, everything turned out just fine and there was hardly any property damage to speak of. Nanny Ogg tried not to be too hurt when she was quite firmly told she would not be asked to make the cakes for the double wedding. Instead, she sent a gift to both couples, two darling, fluffy little kittens. She made the cards out with Greebo’s name, too, since he was the father. END! (This is your fault Lady-Karasu, for planting this idea in my head! You must take full credit/blame!)

Whaaaaaat…. *Innocent look*  Because I sent you a teaser on what I was writing?  😀

OH Random, I love you so much; thank you for amazing Askfic of amazingness.  And what makes it 400 times better is, I know for a fact that you didn’t see my earlier post before writing this.  Sometimes it’s like we’re sharing a brain.  This should probably frighten people.  XD