3- However, the blond was hers – second cousin’s nephew, thrice removed on her sister’s side – and sensible as well as experienced. He recognised the symptoms, despite being a tad incapacitated, and pried himself loose long enough to warn the brother, if belatedly, to lock themselves away for a couple of days to be safe. Then, nothing left to do but let Nature take its course. If Nanny Ogg’s cakes were legendary, her brews were twice as famous; it was nearly a week before the fumes died down.

I kind of love that this has become a thing, too.  Actually both things.  *laughs*  Good to see John’s still got his head on straight under the influence.  Well, I say straight…

2- She never expected that the tall one – some third or fourth cousin of Granny’s, or so Nanny Ogg did her best to recall, what with all the twice-removeds, steps, and halfs in the middle – would send his elder brother a fat slice to taunt him. Nor did she find out till later that said brother shared his slice with that charming silver-haired constable, or whatever rank he held (who kept up with fiddly details on that side anyway?). Just another twist of Fate, or one of that lot, being clever.

Oh, I see what you did there..  *giggles*  I love this askfic so much….. (*makes grabby hands for more*)

1- It was probably Greebo’s fault, but Nanny Ogg wouldn’t blame her one-eyed darling (she was the only person in the universe who still saw a sweet fluffy kitten rather than an auxiliary member of the apocalypse club sans horse), so she told herself that an errant breeze had tipped the remainder of her bottle of Passion’s Philtre into the cake mix. Trouble was, Nanny didn’t notice the ‘scene of the crime’ till after the cake had been delivered. Good thing those two lads were fond of each other.

Oh god, this is a thing now, isn’t it?  We’ve made this a thing…  (Actually, I find I’m completely okay with that, if one were to judge by the grin I can’t quite drop :D)  But, Random- Random, you wrote for my crossover!  Let me love you~!  *HUGS* 

*For the unfamiliar – which I would assume to be nearly everyone – this askfic is directly related to this, this and an as yet unposted Discworld crossover that I keep writing teasers for. XD

random-nexus:

lady-karasu:

Husband: *rummaging through my desk*  “Well, you have all the important tools in here – Tape, scissors, crazy glue, sonic screwdriver…”

Obviously Husband understands the important things.  I have mine on my desk, too, btw. 

Oh, obviously. *nods*  Also, desks are good places for sonic screwdrivers…. even if it is made of wood.  😀

I’d advise it – taping up Sherlock – if John and Seb are already getting tanked, you might as well. I think Mrs. Hudson had a little talk with Jim the first time, he was very subdued afterwards. I don’t know, I didn’t ask, would suggest you do same.

I shall take your advice then, my dear.  As it is I suspect I need to; John and Seb are having some kind of drinking game that plays like strip poker.  I’m not sure what the rules are, but everybody is winning. o/  Or losing.  I’m going with winning, though (depends on your perspective).  I’ll be sure to share the video with you later.  XD

And with that, I think I’m going to bed.  😉

*giggling* Sherlock will take EVERY bit of wiggle room in any rule. John and Seb think far too much alike in some circs, it’s true. Don’t let them start the ‘comparing scars’ nonsense – they’ll do that if tipsy enough. It gets the other two… riled.

We’ve finally managed to get Jim squared away.  He’s glaring bloody murder at everyone except Seb (that’s probably closer to maiming) and with Jim…. that’s a rather more literal term than most.  For some reason he seems to be ok with Mrs. Hudson, but probably only because she brought him biscuits earlier.  As for the scars… I am aware.  Some of them are rather more… shall we say, inaccessible than others.  ¬_¬  (They may have found both the rum and the coke.)  I’m considering just taping Sherlock as well, and letting them go to town.  ^_^

Let Jim pester Seb for a good half hour, take away all the weapons – get John to help – Sherlock will if it’ll annoy Jim. Seb will totally be on board to subdue Jim by that point. Just… srsly, when you let Jim go, shut them in a room alone. srsly.

*sigh*  Sherlock can’t seem to comprehend that all the weapons means all the weapons and not just the weapons they have.  Consulting 12 year old, indeed.  Making some progress in any case.  John and Seb seem to have bonded and are teaming up; that’s… faintly disturbing, actually.  (*giggles*  Oh, I’ll keep that last bit in mind, though… :D)

John can be had for good tea and bikkies, I’m telling you. I bribed him early on to help me keep the other ones in line. Best bet for Jim is duct tape – handcuffs are pointless for him and Sherlock – and Seb will totally help you with the duct tape.

Yeah, no surprise there -John has been eying my ‘Grey Lady’ not-quite-subtly for the last half hour or so.  Whatever it takes for him to keep the reins on Sherlock, though (hmm…. nope, bad thought. well, good thought – but bad thought).  What do you find usually works on Seb?  I am not buying him a new scope, those things are bloody expensive.  Though it looks like Jim’s starting to get on his nerves, so he might give me a freebie.  Insofar as anything he does is ever free…

If you won’t feed them candy and let them play with guns… the hell am I saying? *throws up hands*

Oh…. was I not supposed to do that?  *shifty eyes*  Damn… I’m not sure I’m going to get the AR back off of Seb – he looks somewhat… enamored.  Jim has been enjoying my good chocolate stash.  That one wasn’t a matter of giving it to him, though… ¬_¬  (Of course, he couldn’t go for the Hershey’s… he had to go for the Dairy Milk; how did he even know I had Dairy Milk…?)  John at least is keeping Sherlock in line for the moment, but that might be because I let him have some of my good Chai.

That isn’t insane at all. Nope. *pretends this never happens to self*

*laughs*  Oh, I was pretty sure you would appreciate it; particularly since we’ve had similar in-character out-of-character commentary.  (Which I love let me tell you.)  Because it’s always entertaining.  I’m just laughing because at the start, Jim asked for snacks if he was going to have to sit through this – and it just went from there… XD

(Thank you for being one of the people who understands about the voices characters in my head… *laughs*)