Waiting in my physical therapy office, scrolling through my dash to kill time… On penis Friday.

In the whole empty waiting room, an older woman just chose the seat next to me… I feel like I’m playing chicken with my tumblr content, now.

cumberbitchsandwich:

prettyalarming:

Since it was the birthday of one of the most beautiful people in the world who happens to be my friend too (and someone who I really appreciate and care for), I decided to make something to honour it. And better late than never, dear. You don’t deserve only the world but the universe.

Happy Birthday Kyna! [x]

Hope you like this finely wrapped gift I made for you :3

P.S: I ran out of ribbon n__nU

You got me Sherlock for my birthday??

WITH A BIG RED BOW ON HIS PENIS

Best.

Present.

Ever.

Thank you, Hyko!! 😀

exorin:

acciobenedictcumberbatch:

valeria2067:

willowmansdaughter:

Oh…my.

And they haven’t even gotten to the handcuffs yet.

John Watson, panting, pushed up against a police car, his hands behind his back…I’ll be in my bunk.

Ugh, you just know Sherlock is having some nasty thoughts about what he could do to John in such a vulnerable position. Now so am I. Oh fuck. I’ll be in my bunk, as well.

and sometimes I don’t need to add anything.