So when Cas pulled Dean out of hell he left a handprint on him
so……where’s Sam’s handprint?
*whispers* it’s nowhere above the waist
Cas
where did you grab him
someone make a fanart of cas lifting sam on his feet and struggling with the moose-weight
i will love you forever
Tag: Supernatural
#this is totally were!stiles being interrogated by the winchesters #and he is giving no answers and no fucks (via crusingthroughreality)
HEADCANON ACCEPTED.
I really would love to see that crossover, repeatedly, in every possible position. Even if it would end in tears because let’s be real, everything the Winchesters touch ends in tears. Poor little shits.
“Look kid,” Sam says. It’s the third time he’s tried the good cop routine and Dean can hear it wearing thin. “We know you had nothing to do with the murders. But we also know you’re not the only werewolf in town.”
The kid tips his head and sucks on his lips, the total absence of fucks glaringly obvious. Dean is both frustrated as hell and grudgingly impressed because, hell, they’ve dealt with demons less sassy than this.
Sam sighs, and Dean has to cough into his hand to keep from laughing because that particular brand of exasperation is usually reserved for him. “Just be straight with us.”
For some reason, that’s hilarious. It takes a second before Dean remembers the dude they’d seen the kid with before they’d picked him up. Big, serial killer looking guy, sporting leather and a possessive hand on kid-snark’s back. Oh man.
Dean snorts and gives Sam patented ‘what? it’s funny’ shoulders when it earns him a glare.
“Trust me, dude,” the kid says. “I’m being as straight with you as…well, I was gonna say humanly possible but…”
A flash of canines has Sam rolling his eyes and sue him, Dean sorta wants to high-five the kid. You know you’ve been hunting for too long when you start rooting for your mark.
“You’re driving a stolen car,” Sam says. “You’re carrying a fake ID. Every word out of your mouth so far has been bullshit-”
“Says the hunter posing as an FBI agent,” the kid says, tapping a nonchalant beat on his water bottle.
Sam pulls out bitch-face number eleven. “Is anything about you real?”
The kid grins and bobs his head. “My boobs.”
Dean laughs so hard he almost pulls something.
“Where’s your Alpha, Mowgli?”
“MY alpha? I’m not his damn keeper. And whatever he did, I, uh, probably had nothing to do with it.” Stiles pauses. “Is this about the thing with the thing that I TOLD him not to mess with? I am going to kill that fleabag.”
“Get in line,” Dean says.
“‘Do not touch,’ I said. ‘Paws off,’ I said. ‘This means you, Derek,’ I said.”
“Kid, are you not seeing this gun in your face?”
“‘Magic goes boom, makes hunters show up in droves,’ I said.”
Teen Wolf AU ♦ Stiles is already a werewolf and part of Derek’s pack when the Winchesters arrive looking for some supernatural murderers. Sadly they succeed in capturing Stiles and they don’t believe that they haven’t found exactly what they were after.
Dean: Okay, Obi-Wan, cut the crap. Every frickin’ werewolf is the werewolf we’re looking for, which includes you. And I got some nice, fresh wolsbane in these little bullets just for you. So you better start talking.
Stiles: Oh, no need for presents. It’s not even my birthday.
Dean: Okay, enough, I’m gonna beat the crap out of that kid.
Turns out wolfsbane bullets actually do hurt a lot.
a new Doctor’s companion
GAHHHHHHHH SCREAMING ACTUALLY SCREAMING AND IMAGINING ALL THE POSSIBILITIES PLEASE SOMEONE WRITE THIS
THE EYEBROW RAISE AND NOD IN THE LAST GIF
I CAN’T HANDLE THIS
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES Y E S OHMYGODYESTHISISPERFECTSOMEONEWRITE IT NOW.
Villains have surprisingly peppy ringtones.
I’m not even in the Supernatural fandom, but I’d love to see someone do a ficlet to this – one of them calling the other one on the phone. Heh.
I’d read that…
I’m pretty sure Death and Rory are on a first name basis by now…
Dude, Death is just chillin at home, and Rory will just barge in, shout”I DID IT AGAIN.” Then he’ll grab a soda from the fridge and sit next to Death on the sofa and Death will catch him up on everything that’s happened in the hours since they last saw each other.
Death/Rory = Brotp
OH DUDE
it was the ‘hours’ that got me XD the ‘hours’ since they last saw each other XD *lol*
When Rory finally dies for real he’s gonna walk in with Amy and say, “Hey death, I brought my wife this time!”
“Rory, what are you doing?”
“Oh, is this Amy?” says Death, standing up from the couch. “I must say, it’s a pleasure to finally meet you, I hope you’ve had a good long life?” and then he and Rory do a man hug full of back slapping and Death’s like “You know where the sodas are.”I’m sorry but, “you know where the sodas are”
MAKE THIS A FANFICTION
“Where’s your Alpha, Mowgli?”
“MY alpha? I’m not his damn keeper. And whatever he did, I, uh, probably had nothing to do with it.” Stiles pauses. “Is this about the thing with the thing that I TOLD him not to mess with? I am going to kill that fleabag.”
“Get in line,” Dean says.
“‘Do not touch,’ I said. ‘Paws off,’ I said. ‘This means you, Derek,’ I said.”
“Kid, are you not seeing this gun in your face?”
“‘Magic goes boom, makes hunters show up in droves,’ I said.”
NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HOW AWESOME THIS CAST IS.
Guys, it seems that I’m not quite done yet with this crossover thing. Is it bad?
All the screenshots and photos of the Winchesters are taken from the internet.
Lady Karasu 